This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
This Fucking Spam Is Killing Me
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Seriously, this crap is out of control. My inbox is overrun with offers for useless products. How can I stop all this garbage? It's driving me insane.
- All I want get a real email for once.
- Hopefully one day this will go away.
- {Until then|{Until that day arrives|I'm stuck with deleting spam all day long.
Ugh, These Emails
My inbox feels like a garbage dump/is overflowing with/is choked by spam. It's like someone is dumping/as if an automated bot is relentlessly pouring/throwing/sending digital poop into my virtual mailbox every day. Every time I try to get some work done/check for legitimate emails/enjoy a moment of peace, there it is: another {outrageous offer/unbelievable deal/suspicious message from some random company/person/scheme. It's enough to make me want to throw my computer out the window/delete my email account/scream into the void.
- I swear I didn't sign up for/How did they even get my email address?/Who gave them permission to bombard me with this junk?
- There are so many variations/It's always different/They use every trick in the book!
- Maybe one day I'll find a way to stop it/Someday they'll catch those spammers/Perhaps there's a magic spell for this problem.
Get This Shit Out of My Inbox
Seriously, enough is just plain wrong. Every day I get flooded with your pointless advertisements for things I don't even care about. I've made an effort to unsubscribe, but it's like talking to a deaf ear. At this point, I'm just ready to explode.
- Stop sending me these emails already.
- Get a clue.
- You've been warned.
Make This Spam Stop You Assholes
Listen up, you bunch of cretins. This spam/junk mail/crap needs to stop. I'm sick with your bullshit to scam/con/trick me.
You think you're so clever sending me this useless/pointless/worthless junk, but you're just a bunch of losers. I'm going to report/block/slander every single one of your emails/messages/schemes. So Take that as a threat.
- Go away
- This is useless to me
Enough is Enough, You Spamming Bastards!
Listen up, you sleazeballs! Your annoying emails are clogging up inboxes and upsetting people. We've had enough of your junk. This is your final warning to quit this. Keep sending that drivel, and we'll be forced to take you to court. Understand? Don't test us.
Get Lost With Your Annoying Texts
You think you're so slick, sending out your junk to every irrelevant person you can find. But guess what, jerk? I give a damn for your deception. more info Get a real job or find a hobby already.
- Seriously With Your Stupid Emails
- I have no time
- Get a real job or go outside already.